What a woman intentionally
becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.
A discussion that occurs when you're
right but he just hasn't realized it yet.
Balance the checkbook (bal*ens da
To go to the cash machine and hit
Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n.
You bought the groceries, washed the
lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the
meat, cleaned everything up, but he "made the
Blonde jokes (blond joks) n.
Jokes that are short so men can
Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n.
Gotta get married in a church.
Childbirth (child*brth) n.
You get to go through 36 hours of
contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say,
Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n.
A drink you buy at a convenience store to
go with a pound of M&M chocolate covered peanuts.
Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n.
The last two minutes of a football game.
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v.
To walk up and down a mall, occasionally
resting to make a purchase.
Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n.
Someone, who is able to create a style, you
will never be able to duplicate again. See also
Lipstick (lip*stik) n.
On your lips, coloring to enhance the
beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp
Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n.
A day ,when you have dreams of a
candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider
yourself lucky to get a card.
Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf
Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but
will not come off if you try to remove it.
Zillion (zil*yen) n.
The number of times you ask someone to take
out the trash, then end up doing it yourself anyway.