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Q - Why was the girl afraid of the vampire?  
A - He was all bite and no bark.

Q - Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A  - At the casketeria.

Q - Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat.
A  - Because of the coffin. 

Q - What is a vampires favorite holiday?
A  - Fangsgiving.



Q - Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
A  - He heard it had great circulation.

Q - What happens when two vampires meet?
A  - It was love at first bite!

Q - Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
A  - The Vampire State Building.

Q - What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet?
A  - blood-thirsty hacker baby.



Q - Why do vampires scare people?
A  - They are bored to death! 

Q - How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
A  - Every night he turns into a bat.

Q - What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A  - It's a pain in the neck. 

Q - How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
A  - All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.



Q - What songs does Dracula hate?
A  - "You Are My Sunshine" and "Sunshine on my Shoulders. 

Q - How does a girl vampire flirt?
A  - She bats her eyes. 

Q - What is a vampires least favorite food?
A  - Steak

Q -What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A  - A grave problem.



Q - What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A  - Neck tarines

Q - Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
A  - He has a bat temper.

Q - Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
A  - He had a fang-ache. 

Q - Why are vampires like false teeth?
A  - They all come out at night.



Q - Who does Dracula get letters from?
A  - His fang club.

Q - Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
A  - To stop his coffin.

Q - Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes?
A  - Sandals don't look good with his tuxedo.

Q - What type of dog does every vampire have?
A  - Bloodhound!

Q - Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A  - Because he had bat breath.

Q - What's a Vampire's least favourate song?
A  - Another one bites the dust!

Skeleton

Q - What is a vamire's favorite fruit?
A  - A necktarine.

Q - What did Dracula have for dessert?
A  - Whine & Ice scream.

Q - What is Dracula's favorite restaraunt?
A  - Murder King

Skeleton

Q - Where do vampires keep their money?
A  - The blood bank!!!

Q - What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes?
A  - They suck! (or they bite!)


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Have a Happy Halloween!
 

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