"Gray hair is God's graffiti."
"Old age is no place for sissies."
"Age is a question of mind over matter.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"Just remember, once you're over the hill,
you begin to pick up speed."
"Don't worry about senility,
my grandfather used to say.
'When it hits you, you won't know it'."
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
"Inside every seventy year old is a thirty five year old
asking, 'What happened?' "
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly,
eat slowly, and lie about your age.
"My parents didn't want to move to Florida,
but they turned sixty, and it was the law."
"It's no longer a question of staying healthy.
It's a question of finding a sickness you like."
"Put cotton in your ears and pebbles in your shoes.
Pull on rubber gloves. Smear Vaseline over your glasses,
and there you have it: instant old age."