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CARPERPETUATION (kar' pur pet u a shun) n.
The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EIFFELITES (eye' ful eyetz) n.
Gangly people sitting in front of you at the movies who, no matter what direction you lean in, follow suit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ECNALUBMA (ek na lub' ma) n.
A rescue vehicle which can only be seen in the rearview mirror.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ELBONICS (el bon' iks) n.
The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ELECELLERATION (el a cel er ay' shun) n.
The mistaken notion that the more you press an elevator button the faster it will arrive.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v.
To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will 'remove' all the germs.










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