A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. She said to him, "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What's your secret for a long happy life?"

He answered, "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day and I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"Wow, that's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six," he said.