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Presents...
Q - Why can't the boy ghost have babies?
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- Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
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- Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A
- Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
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- What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
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- Ghoul.
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- Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A
- For the Boos.
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- Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A
- He didn't have a haunting license.
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- What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A
- He is mist.
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- Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
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- Because he is always a goblin.
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- What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
A
- Whipped scream.
Q - What did tha boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
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- You are the most booooooooo-tiful thing I have ever seen
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- What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?
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- Dead ends
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- What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A
- Mas-scare-a.
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- Who was the most famous ghost detective?
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- Sherlock Moans.
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- What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?
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- Scream or sugar!
Q - What is in a ghost's nose?
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- Boogers.
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- Where does a ghost refuel his porche?
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- At a ghastly station.
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- Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
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- It's drafty under that sheet.
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- What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
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- Boo-Berries.
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- What kind of gum do ghosts chew?
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- Boo Boo Gum.
Q - What is a Ghost's favorite food?
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- HamBoogers.
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- What is a ghosts favorite sale?
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- A white sale.
Q - What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
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- A boo-tie.
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- What's a ghosts favorite desert?
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- Boo-berry pie.
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- Why can't Boy Ghosts make babies??
A
- Because they have Hollow-Weenies!
Q - How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire?
A
- So long sucker!
Q - What is a ghost's favorite band?
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- The Boos Brothers.
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- Where do ghosts go out?
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- Where they can get boooooo-ze.
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- Where do ghosts go out?
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- Where they can get sheet-faced.
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- What did the mother ghost say to her kids in the car?
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- Fasten your sheet belts.
Q - What do gosts call there girl friends?
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- There goul friends.
Q - Why don't ghost have bands?
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- They get booooooooooed.
Q - Whats a ghost's favorate type of car?
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- A boo-ick.
Q - Where do ghost go for fun?
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- To the boo-vies.
Q - Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
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- It raises their spirits.
Have a Happy Halloween!
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