bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was
out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his
hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to
80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
no way they can catch a Mercedes,"
thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90,
100.....Then the reality of the situation hit him.
"What am I
doing?" he thought and pulled over.
came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it
and the car.
a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the
13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, I don't need the
frustration or the overtime, so if you can give me a really good
excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can
thinks about it for a second and says,
week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were
trying to give her back!"
nice weekend," said the officer.