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The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."
 
On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.
 
A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He kept favoring curry.
 
Most kid's breakfast cereals have over 50% of their calories as sugar. The good news is that the box is high in fiber.
 
A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.
 

 

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.
 
Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.
 
Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
 
I thought you were trying to get into shape? I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.
 
The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

 


 

 

 

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