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...actually written by the students themselves -- spelling included!

*My son is under a doctor's care today and should
not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

*Dear School: Please ekscuse John for being absent
on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

*Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is

*Chris will not be in school because he has an
acre in his side.

*Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday.
He had diahre, dyrea, direathe, the shits.

*I kept Billie home because she had to go
Christmas shopping because I don't know what size
she wear.

*Please excuse Jennifer for missing school
yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off
the porch and when we found it Monday, we thought
it was Sunday.

*Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very
loose vowels.


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