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The Best Elf Jokes
How many elves does it take to change
a light bulb?
Ten!
One to change the light bulb
and nine to stand on each other?s shoulders!
Why did
Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low
?elf?esteem!
How long should an elf's legs be?
Just
long enough to reach the ground!
What did the elf say
was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
"First,
YULE LOGon"!
Why did the elf put his bed into the
fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log!
What's the
first thing elves learn in school?
The
"elf"-abet!
Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy
guitars?
Elfis!
One elf said to another elf, "We had
Grandma for Christmas dinner".
And the other elf said,
"Really? We had turkey!"
How do elves greet each
other?
"Small world, isn't it?"
Santa rides in a
sleigh. What do elves ride in?
Mini
vans!
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