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Excuses
to use when caught sleeping at work!
This is just a 15 minute power
nap like they raved about in that time management course you
sent me to.
I was working smarter - not
harder.
Whew! I must have left the
top off the permanent marker.
I wasn't sleeping! I was
meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new
paradigm!
This is one of the seven
habits of highly effective people!
I wasn't sleeping. I was
trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands.
I was testing the keyboard for
drool resistance.
I'm in the management
training program.
Boy, that cold medicine I
took last night just won't wear off.
I'm actually doing a Stress
Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP).
I learned at the last
mandatory seminar you made me attend.
This is in exchange for the
six hours last night when I dreamed about work!
They told me at the blood
bank that this might happen.
I was doing a highly specific
Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. Do you
discriminate against people who practice Yoga?
Damn! Why did you interrupt
me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest
problem.
The coffee machine is
broken....
Someone must have put decaf in
the wrong pot.
Ah, the unique and
unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!
The mail courier flipped out
and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot.
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