DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am
forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going
is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction get from
ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat
761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around
their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try
this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and
repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to
vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with
sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of
765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body,
in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to
try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and
condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not
working according to plan.
768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good
reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however
it included a burning foamy chemical called
"shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a
liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck
between my teeth.
771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I
was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could
hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they
call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my
confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must
learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe
snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than
happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the
other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their
frightful tongue. (something akin to mole speak) and speaks
with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move.
Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is
assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...