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			  "Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - -Dave Platt
 
 "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." --Bruce Graham
 
 "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Unknown
 
 "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous
 
 "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow." --Jeff Valdez
 
 "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." -- English proverb
 
 "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -- Ellen Perry Berkeley
 
 "One cat just leads to another." --Ernest Hemmingway
 
 "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." --Mary Bly
 
 "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." --Joseph Wood Krutch
 
 "People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." --Faith Resnick
 
 "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." --Anonymous
 
 "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." --Hippolyte Taine
 
 "No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." --Unknown
 
 "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." --Albert Schweitzer
 
 "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." -- Ernest Menaul
 
 "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
 
 "Time spent with cats is never wasted." --Colette
 
 "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." --Missy Dizick
 
 "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." --Colonial American proverb
 
 "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." --Joseph Wood Krutch
 
 "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic"
 
 "My husband said it was either him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."
 
 "Dogs have owners....cats have a staff".
 
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